Be ye careful, those who put their faith in the computer ---- Indisputable proof that...
Bill Gates is the Devil!!!
(Well, okay, maybe it's not indisputable, but it's funny anyway!)
"Woe to you, oh earth and sea. For the Devil sends the Beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short. Let him who hath understanding reckon the Number of the Beast, for it is a human number. Its number is six hundred and sixty-six." -- Revelations (New Testament)
Proof that Bill Gates is the Devil:
The real name of the Microsoft C.E.O. is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means the order of the third (3rd).
By converting the letters of his current name to their equivalent ASCII values and adding his (III), you get the following:
B - 66
I - 73
L - 76
L - 76
G - 71
A - 65
T - 84
E - 69
S - 83
+ 3
666
Some might ask, "How did Bill Gates get so powerful?" Coincidence? Or just the beginning of mankind's ultimate and total enslavement???
Before you decide, consider the following:
M S - D O S 6 . 2 1
77 + 83 + 45 + 68 + 79 + 83 + 32 + 54 + 46 + 50 + 49 =
666
W I N D O W S 9 5
87 + 73 + 78 + 68 + 79 + 87 + 83 + 57 + 53 + 1 = 666
You decide....
What is especially impressive is the Devil himself (or herself, let's not be sexists) now uses ASCII number conversions. Traditionally we had to convert Hebrew or Greek letters to their numerical equivalent.
Another point, for the totally empty headed, the above is a JOKE, it is not serious, it is not so. We would hate to see something happening to Bill Gates as has happened to P&G and their trademark.
I wouldn't.
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